Is there a God?

If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why can’t I be bothered to even think of a decent topic to think about tonight?

Sorry, this is the best my alcohol-filled brain can manage tonight, and I need to get up at 8am. I’ll try harder tomorrow. Maybe.